Grammy Fashion

Tonight was the Grammys. I did not actually watch it because I was busy doing other important things (like seeing a comedy show and also making a turkey sandwich, though not in that order). I did happen to see Cee-Lo and the puppets perform, which was enjoyable because I love Cee-Lo and puppets, though could do without Gwyneth Paltrow fancying herself a pop singer.

Thankfully, NY Mag has posted the fashion highlights from the red carpet so I really don't feel like I missed a beat!

Jewel's right breast seems to be making a run for it. It probably wanted to go join someone who is still relevant to the music industry.

This waiter is going to get a major talking to from his manager when they find out he sneaked onto the red carpet (Note: for those of you over the age of 16, this is what people are calling a "Justin Bieber").

Toni Braxton was there, wearing presumably the same outfit she wore to the Grammys back when she was winning them in the 90s.
Correction: This dated get-up is nothing like the modest gown Braxton donned in her heyday. Also, I love her albums, so I mean no disrespect.

Eva Longoria and Jennifer Lopez both came dressed as Kim Kardashian, so that's something.

Oh, Katy Perry. There are so many things I like about you: "California Girls," your seemingly adorable marriage to Russell Brand, the fact that you have a cat named Kitty Purry. This look, however, is nothing like the sexy, pin-up-like outfits in which I normally see you. No, this looks like you drunkenly bedazzled a full-figure bra and ripped the lining out of a fancy wedding dress.

And on a much more appealing note, here is the always enjoyable John Legend. Is it just me or does he look like a black version of Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

(photos via nymag)